Did you know that, when paired, avocados and toast produce an electro-gama-Lite-Brite reaction that is similar to looking straight into the sun so you need to wear your sunglasses upside down when eating them together to prevent eye-blindness and face-melting-off-ness?
This guy teaches me new things every day.
jointhecircusact 
That kid sure knows how to rock the shades.
Good to know. I’ll store that in my brain next to my grandmother’s phone number. The one I memorized when I was 5. That I still know perfectly.